1.5/5 ★ – Diluted_Thought's review of Coffee Crisis.

This game has its charm. Its a throw back to classic beat em ups and it does a decent job in that department but so much silly shit holds it back from actually being good. Let me take a second and just give props to who ever made the soundtrack because that was the best part of this game. But the gameplay wasn't great, your "heroes" carry around a coffee mug and a fucking bag of coffee beans, you'll quickly get over run by a multitude of enemies in NO TIME and your power pick ups range from Cool to Trash. I always commend people for trying to make a cool game, especially ones I have nostalgia for but this was just a waste of good coffee.