2/5 ★ – DirtyMidnighter's review of Primal Rage.

Is there anything cooler to a kid than dinosaurs battling each other? If you were me, the answer is no. Being the dino-nerd child that I was, it did bother me a little bit that these "dinosaurs" weren't actually anatomically correct or even technically dinosaurs but hey, it was still fun enough to warrant feeding enough quarters into an arcade machine at a Pizza Hut to play as every character and get good enough with Vertigo to beat all of my friends. Also, you can eat the little people who are cheering for you because you're like their god or whatever. That's messed up, man.