1.5/5 ★ – Jejo's review of Assassin's Creed: Unity.

This game is like a GIANT pie with a little filling in the middle. It might taste good when you reach the tasty part, but you'll be already full before you even reach it. It was a pain in the ass to play this. It is a total mess, everything feels so slow, unintuitive and not satisfying, it's like you're playing the Nintendo 64 Online Expansion on the Switch, because this game is so slow that it even feels it has input lag. It might have some good parts (I kinda liked the ending scene and some killings) but like I said, you have to go through ALL of the bad parts just to get to the good ones, and it has a lot of bad shit, the trade is not worth it. It doesn't have massive bugs and glitches like at the launch, but it still has a lot of annoying bugs everywhere. But, I have to give this game credit for something: Sometime in my playthrough, I was walking on the streets like a normal person, but then, out of nowhere, an NPC shifted through a building's wall and started walking in the air and set course to the fucking stratosphere. That was the best shit I have ever seen in this game, and was the most fun part of the game. Also, the game's graphics (and atmosphere to a certain point) are absolutely gorgeous, the cloth/streets/buildings/... textures are so freaking good. The only thing it is kinda bad are the face models and expressions. To sum things up, this game is not worth your time (1 star for the graphics and a half one for the fun moments)