1.5/5 ★ – Joeyrhodes's review of Assassin's Creed: Unity.

I was a young college kid with a positive outlook on life when this game released back in 2014. Playing this game aged me 10 years, caused my debt to skyrocket, and made me endure the first real heartbreak of my life. Actually, that may have just been college that did all that to me, but nevertheless I remember Unity being part of it. 2/5 2025 update: I decided to give this one another shot to see if my criticisms held up from 11 years ago. Game still isn’t great, and Arno Dorian is such a milquetoast character. Zero rizz and yet he got that smoke show Elise to fall for him?! In what world Ubisoft?