5/5 ★ – OhSnappleItsApple's review of Marker Man Adventures.

This game poisoned my water supply, burned my crops, and delivered a plague unto my house. I played this game when I was a young fellow of age 10 or so, and to this day I still have absolutely no idea what to do in this game. The levels look like they were created in Google Slides, and it would probably play better if it was. The song (note: not songs, one singular song) haunts my dreams. That song was likely composed by throwing a piano into a dumpster and seeing what keys the raccoons would hit. I honestly cannot begin to describe how much I hate this song and that atrocious marker man, he doesn't even look the same as he does on the freaking box art, how do you forget to draw a face onto a stick figure? Is it really that hard? Don't even get me started on the awful sound effects that play in this game. The marker, the one part of your moveset that isn't irredeemable, is absolute nails on a chalkboard to listen to, and just using a power up causes Marker Man to scream into my ears, which just so happens to be what I want to do to whoever made this trash heap. Please, do yourself a favor and never get anywhere near this abomination, you might live longer avoiding this thing. Tl;dr, the music blows, the sound design blows, the art blows, the protagonist blows, the level design blows, and the gameplay blows. Doodle dog is pretty cool though, very good doggus, 5 stars.