3.5/5 ★ – PhatBaby's review of Doom Eternal: The Ancient Gods - Part Two.

About five minutes into this, I realised why Part 1 was a little flat for me, cause like, I wanna be a cool space dude who punches guys and blows things up and listens to heavy metal, and I have this Optimus Prime motherfucker spouting ancient scripture into my ear and telling me to: "Seal tight the chains of Gargadesh! You are our only hope!" In this one, the big green guy just decides to start the rapture and release satan back into the world so he can wander over to his evil castle, stick on his array of final boss music, aura farm in front of him, then beat his ass for the sheer love of the game. Straight up a "guys will see this and just think hell yeah" ass video game, and... well... hell yeah. Final boss was an... uh... interesting choice though... so, knock half a star for the big climax just being mecha satan strafing in a circle, shooting orange dogs and talking bare shit in spite of the fact I've been essentially kicking him in the balls unhindered for about ten minutes with the same exact technique.