2.5/5 ★ – PhatBaby's review of SIMULACRA.

Phat Baby's certified top gamer walkthrough tips for Simulacra: Tip 1: "If you're struggling, give this to the borderline FBI secret divison intel reconnaissance agent in your life, aka, any girl in her teens or twenties that frequently uses Instagram. Those absolute tanks are like fucking sniffer hounds; you tell them you were chatting to someone in starbucks the other day for 10 minutes and they've got their picture, phone number, full address, social security number, and mother's maiden name in 10 minutes flat. This game is a light snack to them: a twix bar before a five course gourmet meal. They'll have this shit done faster than you can download it on Steam."