2/5 ★ – anomaly's review of Wolfenstein: The New Order.

W:TNO IN 2022 I must say, W:TNO is Bethesda's prelude to DOOM. The mechanics are there, it feels like Doom, yet feels like at its alpha build. The controls are a bit clunky (on PS4), which is forgiven as this was released in 2014. The levels are uninspiring, with random enemy mechanics, bullshit puzzles, and the trappings of a white protagonist. The main character is so monotonous boring to death piece of shit. Rebooting a game means recognizing past mistakes; improving and adapting to changing times. The difficulty...what the fuck, uber diff is simply making the enemies spongy and the white-dumb-fuck a paper. Unload your gazzilion ammo clips that you scavenge so hard realizing it worth nothing coz they are immortal as fuck. Thankfully, I can switch to baby mode so I can zip faster throughout the same robot from the previous chapter. I enjoyed W:TNO, regardless. And yeah, can't wait to kill more Nazis.