4.5/5 ★ – death2amerikkka's review of Bloodborne.

one of the most efficient ways to become more powerful in this game is to anally impale giant pigs. this game has a surprising amount of bullshit, amygdala, the bitch spider, the running piece of shit with the caged head, frenzy, 30fps on hardware that can undeniably run it at 60, etc. but bloodborne more than makes up for it all with its vague story, gameplay mechanics and (most importantly) insane art style... even though this game is objectively fun i can personally say that its elegantly depraved visuals are the only reason why it's easily one of the best pieces of media i've ever soaked in. i basically consider bloodborne to be a work of art more than a videogame, its graphics were not even that impressive for their time but to this day it's still the most beautiful game i've ever seen, hands down. if bloodborne was a person i would have no choice but to abandon every aspect of my life just to fuck her/him/them until i died of dehydration.