3.5/5 ★ – guished_foobi's review of Megabonk.

I simultaneously love and hate this game. 3D Vampire Survivors with a jump button is already an easy sell, but the game also frequently uses atrociously cringe millennial humor. The balance of this love/hate most undoubtedly leans towards the positive, but man, when the first thing I see after losing a run is "him ded, maybe him skill issue?" it makes me want to end someone. Setting aside the fact that this game isn't funny and it desperately wants to be, it's otherwise so much damn fun. Maps are randomized each run and give you plenty of platforming to do when swarms head your way. The game is best when you're zipping around the map at top speeds and collecting every little upgrade you can find until the screen starts to get cluttered with just how many items, weapons, and tomes you're carrying. This game also definitely gets bonus points for the entry point being priced so low (it's only $10). Slick mechanics, a low price-point, and high replayability all stack together to make this worth the price of admission and then some. Just maybe ignore all the "jokes" the game tries to make.