1/5 ★ – hendoggers's review of Heavy Rain.
I asked CHATGPT to craft MASTERWORK MELODRAMA... lets see what it cooked up....
"A HEAVY RAIN (TM) fell down on philadelphia....it always has since my bitch wife left me....im thirsty. There should be some orange juice in the fridge."
oh my god david cage has done it again video games really are art