3/5 ★ – jdraco's review of Adventure Time: Super Jumping Finn.

This is a game that’s extremely near and dear to my heart I remember back in the day me and my brother used to be on CartoonNetwork.com for hours just playing all of their shitty Flash games that they had on there And actually, out of all the Flash games that I played on there, this was probably the one that I played the most, just because it was the most fun I mean, I pretty much played either this or the shitty Regular Show flash games, like “Ride ‘Em Rigby” or “Just A Regular Game” Again, this one was always the most fun, though The concept of it is simple: you (Jake) kick the absolute shit out of Finn, launching him into the stratosphere, and your goal is to keep him up in the air for as long as possible And to do this, you have to accumulate a series of power-ups that give Finn a boost if he touches them Stuff like Marceline hitting Finn in the ass with her guitar, Lady Rainicorn giving Finn a short ride to help propel him further into the air, a literal asteroid that he can ride for a short period of time, etc And there are also power-ups for Jake that you can upgrade as well, like giving him a kick that also helps propel Finn; you can get a spring power-up for Jake to keep Finn from hitting the ground for a little bit longer, and that’s pretty much it, but you can upgrade these by 5 levels, as well as the other power-ups in the game… And yeah, that’s pretty much it Oh, and I didn’t even realize that this game actually had an ending Yeah, I don’t think I ever got to it as a kid, but apparently if you get far enough, Finn will break into the Ice King's lair and save Princess Bubblegum So apparently that was the goal of the entire game, but it did not communicate that even slightly Either way, though, this is still a solid flash game I can’t give it more than a 3/5, though, because I’m not a sick fuck But just know that this game will always have a special place in my heart… I’m a sad, sad man