1/5 ★ – jdraco's review of Pokémon Sleep.

Pokemon Sleep has the most fitting name that any video game has ever had Because within one minute of playing it, you’ll be asleep Either that, or you’ll be sitting through so many tutorials and dialogues for so long that you’ll be wishing that you could sleep eternally to just make it stop This is one of the absolute most boring, lame, waste-of-time video games that I’ve ever seen in my entire life You do absolutely nothing You sit through dialogue and tutorials That’s it That’s the game And then sometimes, hidden behind all the 8000 hours of dialogue and tutorials, is some actual different gameplay that consists of you maybe tapping on a Pokémon and then also taking pictures of sleeping Pokémon Which may not sound that bad in theory, but in practice, it’s boring as absolute shit This game is just, again, just boring; there’s nothing else to say about it And it also had to download like a million different audio files and various documents and updates when I booted it up So who knows what kind of viruses and spy programs my phone is infested with now So fuck you, Pokémon Company I was going to give this game a 0.5/5 But I can’t, because the one good thing that this game did was make Snorlax the main character And I'm not even joking when I say that that’s the only good thing about this game 1/5