3.5/5 ★ – pinksteady's review of Genital Jousting.

I feel kind of odd writing about this game, about as much as I did playing it. It is certainly unlike anything I’ve ever played before! It is both nausea-inducing and hilarious in equal measure. It loosely tells the tell of a man prioritising his life around the pursuit of sex and validation, but as you’ve probably figured out, all the characters are ‘peens’. Well animated peens accompanied by a range of peen sound effects - squelching, squirting, slipping and slopping.... It all added to an experience that was at times hard to bear, but in the funniest of macabre ways. It is full of graphically gross things you can do, from getting a paper cut on your tip (with accompanying blood) to inserting all manner of things into your anus. The peen-aspect does kind of overshadow the ‘storyline’, but I’m assuming the whole thing is designed to further pinpoint the protagonist’s endless pursuit of getting his end away. Oh and there’s some fantastic narration. There’s a multiplayer element too which I’ve only dabbled in briefly, which pits multiple peens against each other in a series of mad mini-games - looks like good fun.